Mad Coyote Joe's Secret Barbecue Sauce Recipe

Mad Coyote Joe's Secret Barbecue Sauce Recipe

Okay… I’ve had about enough of this cold weather crap!  I think we need to fight back.  You remember when Peter pan told the viewers that if they all really believed Tinkerbell would come back to life… to dated… anybody?  Well here’s the point, I think we, like the Native Americans of old, need to petition the gods of weather, to show that we believe it will get warmer.  

My suggestion, much like a "Rain Dance," light your grill or smoker and make some fantastic BBQ, in an effort to, just say no, to this cold weather.  

Remember warm weather?

What Secret recipe, you may be asking?  We've all heard about a broken down, Barbecue Joint on a dusty, back road with an old guy in overalls, working the pit. In this tale, the person telling the story says that the guy at the pit told them about his secret barbecue sauce recipe that his uncle shared with him on his death bed, swearing him to never give the recipe to anyone out of the family.... blah blah blah!

I've been told this story in different forms for the past 50 years.

Below is the best BBQ sauce recipe on the planet. If it makes you feel better, swear an oath to your uncle Joe, not to give this out!

You can call it Joe's Gooey, Sticky, Secret Recipe, Barbecue Sauce if that makes you feel better!

Sweet and Spicy, Pepsi Cola Baby Back Ribs.

My daughter Katie always asks for Baby Back Ribs with this sauce for her Birthday.

This recipe is for about 4 RACKS of baby-back pork ribs.

1 C Pepsi Cola

1 C Tomato sauce

1/2 C Dark brown sugar

1/2 C Dark molasses

1/2 C White vinegar

1 6-OZ Can Tomato paste

1/4 C Sweet butter

1/4 C Worcestershire sauce

2 TBL Balsamic vinegar

2 TBL Maple syrup

1 TBL Dry mustard

1 TBL Mild New Mexico chile powder

1/2 TBL Kosher salt

1/2 TBL Fresh-ground black pepper

1 TSP Wasabi powder

1 TSP Summer savory

1 TSP Marjoram

1 TSP Granulated garlic

1 TSP Onion powder

2 Dashes Tabasco Habanero Sauce

1. Mix all ingredients together and simmer over low heat until thick enough to coat the back of a metal spoon.  Slow Smoke the ribs basting with this sauce as you go.  

Who's Reading This Blog Worldwide

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Jamie Oliver on School food and health

Jamie Oliver on School food and health

Tortilla Soup Weather

This is a picture Mike Assad took of the blizzard of 2005

The snow drifts were over 3 inches high in some spots.  Golf "tee off times" were held back several hours. I've heard that there are some parts of the country with more severe winter weather.  I always remind those who bring this up that water freezes at 52 degrees in Arizona.

Tortilla Soup

This is soup weather.  Down here that means Tortilla Soup.  Yes you can make it with chicken or turkey.  Make sure to try the garnish, it's the difference between ordinary soup and a bowl of heaven! 

2 lbs. Pork shoulder, cut into 3/4 inch cubes

2 Tbl. corn oil

1 white onion, chopped fine

2 cloves  garlic, minced

12 roma tomatoes

6 cups chicken broth (or a little more, if needed)

1 poblano chile, roasted, peeled and chopped

1 jalapeno, seeded and minced

2 cloves garlic, minced

1/2  tsp. ground cumin

1 tsp. mild chile powder

3/4 tsp. black pepper

10  corn tortillas cut into very thin strips

Garnish:

Queso ranchero*

chopped cilantro

white onion, finely chopped

key limes,* cut into wedges

Chile tepins*

  

In a large soup pot sauté the pork until it starts to brown then add the onion and garlic and continue sautéing until onions are starting to brown.

This next step may sound like a pain, but it just takes a few minutes and is well worth it.  While pork is browning (or before), turn the tomatoes upside down and cut an 1 inch x across the bottom of each tomato, just through the skin.  Fill a small sauce pan with water and bring it to a boil.  While the water is coming to a boil fill a medium mixing bowl with ice and then add water to fill.  Drop the tomatoes, one at a time, into the boiling water for 20 seconds.  Remove from the boiling water with a slotted spoon and plunge into the ice water bath.  Using the edge of a paring knife Remove the core and skin.  Cut the tomato in half, from top to bottom, and squeeze out all the seeds and juice.  Cut the tomatoes into 1/2 inch chunks.  Add the tomatoes, chicken broth, poblano chile, jalapeno, garlic and spices to the pork and onions.  Bring to a boil and then reduce heat and simmer for 45 minutes.  Fill soup bowls about half full with tortilla strips and then ladle in soup to fill.  Place garnish in little bowls on the table; allowing your guests to garnish to their own taste. 

serves 4-6

*Available at Mexican Grocery stores.

The Wrench Chronicles

I'm proud to announce my son Joey's new blog, The Wrench Chronicles
It's the daily life of a bicycle mechanic working both at a shop and with the pros at the races.  If your riding and have questions about techniques, equipment or what's next in the evolving world of bicycle riding and racing, make sure to check out Joey's new blog.

Joey giving a group of bystanders at a recient race, a demonstration of the Zen Mechanic technique for adjusting the geometry of a bike, that was just a little out!

Congratulations son, as always we love you and are so proud of you.

When I Hear Your Whistle a poem by Edward Abbey's Grandmother

Edward Abbey’s Grandmother, Eleanor Abbey wrote this poem in October 1918 to and about her husband Paul.

When I Hear Your Whistle



Oh I love to hear your whistle

When you're coming home at night,

Tho' the way be dark and dismal,

Or the stars are shining bright,



At times, you don't know it,

But it thrills me with delight

When I hear you gaily whistling

When you're coming home at night,



For I know your mind is merry

And I know your heart is gay

And I'm sure you've not been walking

In the paths that lead astray.



If your heart had lost it's music

And your smile had lost it's light,

You would never come a-whistling,

When you're coming home at night.



Edward Abbey (1927 - 1989), famous author of the Monkey Wrench Gang, and one of the early voices of Eco disobedience, is the author of the following three quotes.



"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. "


"Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others. "


"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets."

Tequila Infused Gravlax

Tequila Infused Gravlax

The disenfranchised voice of Scottish youth and world renown writer Barry Graham once said of this dish.  "Being from Scotland I've eaten Salmon all my life and Mad Coyote Joe's is not the best I've had in America... It's the Best I've had!"   I'm sure I missed a hyphenated cuss word somewhere in that quote, but you get the idea.  Far better than the Lox sold at the grocery store and for about 1/3 the price!       

Oh and make sure to use Philadelphia cream cheese with those fresh bagels.

 

2 Large Salmon Fillets

2 cups Dark Brown Sugar

2 cups kosher salt

2 Tbl. Orange zest

2 tsp. Lime zest

2 tsp. fresh ground black pepper

1 cup fresh dill sprigs, rinsed well and chopped

1/2 cup premium tequila

1. Scale the fillets (this step is optional). Remove any finger bones and cut at least 6 1" long holes in the skin to allow penetration of the brine. Place salmon in a baking dish, skin side down.

2. Mix the brown sugar, salt, orange and lime zest, pepper and then fold in the dill and spread over the salmon to cover. Drizzle tequila over salmon and cure mixture. Place a second baking dish (about the same size as the dish the salmon is in) on top of the salmon and cure, and place an approximately 6LB weight in the upper dish (I use the family dictionary or a one gallon can of pineapple.) Set both dishes on a sheet pan to catch drippings, and let cure in the refrigerator for 24 hours.

3. Remove from refrigerator and turn salmon over, place weighted pan back on top and let cure for 12 more hours.

4. Removes from refrigerator, rinse well, paper towel dry and place in clean baking dish, cover with plastic wrap and let stand in refrigerator for 1 more day.

5. Serve sliced paper-thin, across the grain. If you have a food sealer, seal the salmon and refrigerate.  Date sealed salmon; it will remain fresh for about two-and-a-half weeks.

6. Serve with fresh toasted bagels, thin sliced red onion, tomato slices and cream cheese or as an appetizer place a dollop of cream cheese on a water cracker top with a small slice of gravlax and a sprig of fresh dill.

Were Putting the Band Back Together!

I started playing the guitar when I was seven years old, back in 1964.  My mother had bought a Silvertone guitar at Sears that came with an amplifier in the case.   It was inexpensive, and hurt your fingers. 

After a few years of taking lessons that taught me everything I didn’t want to know, like how to read the music, for all the tunes that my parents listened to when they were children, I just started asking my friends how to play “our music.”   Around the age of twelve, I learned a few chords, and by that time had a $20 guitar from Mexico that I could take with me everywhere.  It was fun but not a ‘real’ guitar.  I knew in order to play well, I needed a ‘performance’ level guitar. I talked to my parents about this… often… but with a large family always needing things this was of little concern. 

A few years later, I was about fifteen, my parents took the family over to my uncle jack and aunt Pat’s home in Escondido, California, for a few days.  Much like young ‘Ralphie,’ played by Peter Billingsley, in the 1983 hit A Christmas Story, I saw my chance to plead my case.  I explained, in front of the extended family, that I could really learn how to play the guitar if I only had a quality instrument.  I could have fallen off my chair when my father said, “well son, when we get home, why don’t we go shopping?”  Soon I had a brand new Ovation, acoustic guitar, with a hard case. 

I had two friends that I spent most of my time with, Scott Maish and Steve Pursell.  Scott was a better guitar player than I was, but Steve came from a family with twelve children, most if not all could not only play well, but they could also sing.  From that time forward where ever we were, there was always a guitar or two close by. 

Mike and I last year at an Open Mic run by Raul Odonell in Anthem Arizona

After high-school I went to Scottsdale Community College, studying Music and Theater.  That’s where I met Mike Assad, who I did my first gigs with.

When Kathy and I got married in out early twenties, I put the music on the back burner.  I played a little at home but was mostly trying to find my way as a husband and father of two. 

And then, one day in my mid thirties, I was doing a barbecue at the local Bashas’ grocery store, and a kid by the name of Ryan Hall was helping me. We decide to play a few tunes while the ribs cooked.  That was the basis of my starting to play as an adult.  Soon I was playing with Mike again, and a few years later I found the Open Mic at Joe’s Grotto in Phoenix.  From there I started playing and learning performance.  I started running my own open mic and playing constantly.  Mike and I have been playing out at least one day a week for most of the past sixteen years.  We do a mix of acoustic blues and folk rock. 

I was at home a month go when I had an idea… what about the band?  I mean the band that we never had…  Steve was now a great drummer and Scott was a great lead guitarist.  We could play all those hard rock tunes that we loved in high-school.  I called Scott, who lives in Tucson and Steve in east Chandler… they were in.  I have a ton of equipment, thanks to Fender Musical Instruments.   After one practice we decided to bring Mike onboard.  Were tossing out all the easy listening stuff.  Our motto, “More rock, less schlock!”  Today we work on War Pigs!

Hurricane A poem by Daigneault

I wrote this the day after the hurricane tore Tuscaloosa apart last April.  But with the people of New Jersey still suffering I thought it appropriate!

Hurricane

A poem by Daigneault

The devil had a party

Tuscaloosa rides rotting, gnashing teeth

A few short minutes

All held dear, shredded trash

Timbers and TVs, babies and board games

A living city took to flight

A few short minutes

The monster howled, lives and memories were lost

Everything, that is every thing lost

Hopes and worries and tomorrows plans

A few short minutes

This quintessential crime

And standing in the wreckage

a stranger with a camera

This ultimate pornography

Served with America’s morning coffee

A shattered woman, more than alone

Knee deep in shredded sorrows

“I don’t know how to do this”

She said, with her voice shaking

Well be right back

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New Mexico, Lamb and Chicos Stew

New Mexico, Lamb and Chicos Stew

This is a traditional Native American stew made through the Southwest. It uses chicos, which are dried corn kernels that have been roasted in an horno, or adobe oven. Making this wonderful stew takes several hours so we always start in the morning, on a cold winter day. By noon the house is full of the enticing aroma and the stew is ready and so are we. Chicos can be purchased at southwestern gift shops or online!

1 Lb. Chicos

5 cups chicken broth

5 cups water

1 Tbl. Corn oil

1 white onion, chopped

3 cloves of garlic, chopped fine

1 Lb lamb stew meat, cut into 1-inch cubes

4 or 5 fresh Anaheim, Hatch or Poblano chiles, roasted, peeled, deveined, seeded and chopped

salt and pepper to taste

Place the chicos in a large stockpot with the water and chicken broth, and bring to a rolling boil. Reduce heat to simmer, cover and allow to cook for two and on half to three hours. When the time is up heat up the oil, over medium heat, in a large Dutch oven or heavy pot. Sauté the onion until soft. Add the garlic and continue cooking for 30 seconds. Add the lamb meat and sauté until well browned. Ladle some of the hot liquid from the chicos into the dutch oven. Deglaze the pan by working brown bits lose from the bottom of the pan into the stew with a rubber spatula. Add all of the chicos and liquid to the lamb. Bring to a boil, cover and then reduce heat to low and simmer for another hour. When the time is up, add the chiles simmer for fifteen more minutes, taste and season. Serve in big soup bowls with warm bread or tortillas.

Spit-Roasted Leg of Lamb with Rosemary Dijon Baste

Spit-Roasted Leg of Lamb with Rosemary Dijon Baste

This delicious recipe was one of the factors in my TV show making the ratings that kept me on the air for 131 episodes. Our original contract was for 13 episodes. We used it on the cover of my book The Sonoran Grill This easy recipe is tangy and herbal with the correct amount of bite from the lemon and Dijon to cut through the lamb and bring out the delicate flavor. Serve it with a cold, crisp white Pinot and a loaf of my bread!

Fresh Rosemary for garnish

1 8LB Leg of lamb, de-boned and tied

1. Allow the lamb to marinade in the Rosemary Dijon Baste, for 1-1/2 hours.

2. Place lamb on spit and roast over indirect heat, medium-hot coals, until internal temperature reaches 140 degrees or about 35-40 minutes of cooking time (for medium rare).

3. Remove lamb from spit and allow resting for 8-10 minutes before serving.

4. Garnish with Rosemary.

Rosemary Dijon Baste;

1-1/2 TSP Fresh rosemary, minced

2 CLOVES Garlic, minced or pressed

1/4 C Peanut oil

2 TBL Fresh-squeezed lemon juice

2 TBL Dijon mustard

1 TBL Soy sauce

PINCH Salt

1. Whisk all ingredients well. Use to baste or marinade lamb, poultry or pork.

Lunch with Don McClure and Bob Boze Bell

I drove to Phoenix today with Bob Boze Bell and we met Don McClure for lunch at Tacos Atoyac.  Good inexpensive Mexican Food  and quite a time chatting with Bob and Don.

Life in Phoenix is good!

If Heroes be Illusion (a poem by Daigneault)

If Heroes be Illusion

A poem by Daigneault

If heroes be illusion

The heroes as we say

Can true men then be heroes

In deeds of everyday

In stories facing giants

without a flinch or fear

Standing straight and solid

with will so true so clear

If men like that be fiction

and yet great deeds are done

The myth is calling fearless

The men that fail to run

For heroes are not different

from ordinary men

With fear and hearts a pounding

They stay to fight to win

Beer-Battered Shrimp with Asian Dipping Sauce

Today I feel like Deep Fried Shrimp, but I want a light batter. So I'm using a fruited beer. I know this may sound a little odd but it's delicious!

The use of a fruited beer like Apricot or Cherry Stout will add a nice background fruit taste that really adds a nice, fresh, twist to the shrimp. The dipping sauce ties it all together!

Fruit Beer-battered Shrimp

Beer Batter:

1 1/3 cup all-purpose flour

2 egg yolks

1 tablespoon cooking oil

1 teaspoon salt

1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Pinch cayenne

3/4 cup any fruited beer

Asian Dipping sauce on the side

Mix all batter ingredients except the beer together. Gradually whisk in the beer. Refrigerate for approximately 3 hours before using. Dip the shrimp in the batter. Deep-fry in 375° oil until golden brown. Place on a paper towel to drain, and then immediately salt. Serve with Asian dipping sauce on the side.

Asian Dipping Sauce:

1/3 cup rice vinegar

3 Tbl. sugar

1 ½ Tbl. sambal or other Asian chile sauce

Asian Dipping Sauce: Bring the vinegar and sugar to a boil for 2 minutes, remove from heat and stir in the Sambal. Set aside to cool.